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Tema: Do you speak english?

  1. #1
    Forero Experto
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    04 jul, 04

    Predeterminado Do you speak english?

    A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

    She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

    He says, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have anal sex with a nun."

    She responds, "Well, I can probably help you with that. Are you single? And you must be Catholic."

    The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

    The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."

    He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

    "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

    The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin, and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
    Bad Kevin, bad!

  2. #2
    Forero avanzado
    Fecha de ingreso
    28 dic, 04
    Caracas - Venezuela


    Ja, Ja, Ja, Ja, Very good joke! Congratulations.
    The life give us many sorprices like the cab driver!
    Best Regards, my friend.
    Amor con amor se paga
    ¡Pásenla bien!

  3. #3
    Forero avanzado Avatar de ginapaquita
    Fecha de ingreso
    13 abr, 04
    el pais suramericano q tiene dos oceanos... y una gran biodiversidad.


    jejejej thats great!!

    that knew in spanish!!!
    :lalala: [URL=]"Te voy a escribir la cancion mas bonita del mundo"[/URL] :music:

  4. #4
    Forero avanzado
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    20 mar, 05
    Viste Santiago Del Estero?Bueno,estas llendo para el otro lado


    Oh MY GOD!is very good!congratulations for you!
    -*- Y cOmO aRtE dE mAgIa LlEnAsTe MiS dIaS dE lUz...-*-

  5. #5
    Forero Experto
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    11 mar, 05

    Predeterminado ..


    its good :P

    be happy....

  6. #6
    Forero avanzado Avatar de Sibila Vane
    Fecha de ingreso
    10 mar, 05


    Los recuerdos construyen un obstáculo
    en el camino de la esperanza.
    Khalil Gibrán.

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